So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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