She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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