I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You took a bar mat shot.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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