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You can't motorboat a personality
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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