Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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