no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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