I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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