She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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