the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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