Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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