just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
