I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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