I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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