Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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