it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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