How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
why is half of my head shaved?
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