So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's shark week go big or go home
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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