I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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