id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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