Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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