I CAN MOONWALK!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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