Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Dignity is for republicans.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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