She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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