So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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