Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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