im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the day after is always just damage control
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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