Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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