what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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