Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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