Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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