lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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