well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
