no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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