She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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