I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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