girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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