Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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