She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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