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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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