ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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