Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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