How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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