Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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