i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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