Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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