I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Randomize
