Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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