Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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