I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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