Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize