Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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