Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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