I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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