Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
God, I missed his penis.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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