AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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