I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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